It's been a funny day so far, a blue light run so a patient could see her husband who, it would seem, was about to die in another hospital 10 miles away. Stopped a shoplifter in Tesco from stealing some bacon, leaving us with a good boot print in the back door of the Ambulance, we held on to the scrote for a while to help the shop security guard detain him, but when he threatened to stab me and my colleague, we decided enough was enough and asked the police for assistance, the scrote and his mate legged it, only after having a go at my crewmate and I and booting the back doors of our big white taxi. So, as I type this, we are waiting for a patients relatives to turn up so we can let the old guy get back into his house, despite the assurance that there would be someone waiting, we've been here half an hour, and the other patient we have on board, has pissed his pants... Great... What time do I finish?
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